Below are some notable quotes from episode 1 of the English dub version of Bleach. They are in the order of which they were spoken.
Rukia: "We stand in awe before that which cannot be seen. And we respect with every fey which cannot be explained"
Ichigo: "My name is Ichigo Kurosaki, I'm 15-years-old, so I'm a high school student. My family runs a medical clinic here in town. Maybe its because we're entrusted with the lives of the living, not sure, but for as long as I can remember I have been able to see the souls of the dearly departed."
Isshin: "You let your guard down! Always stay alert when you enter a room when your late for dinner again"
Isshin: "I suppose its ghosts that left your room a mess"
Karin: "Poor Ichigo. Dad or ghost, its always something."
Karin: I don't see what the big deal is with ghosts, I don't even believe in them"
Isshin: "Oh, my dear wife! Maybe its because their hitting puberty, but our daughters are being so cold to me! What do I do, what do I do!?!"
Ichigo: "If you think your a burglar, your not a very good one! For starters, you shouldn't talk to yourself!
Rukia: "You kicked me!? But I can't be seen by ordinary humans. Are you saying you can see me!? "
Ichigo: "Well, considering that was my foot I just planted in your behind, you tell me?"
Rukia: "How very strange. You look normal, but you must be defective in some way "
Ichigo: "Alright, so your something called a soul reaper. And your telling me that you were sent here on a mission by something called the Soul Society. To deal with demons like the one we saw on the street today, which was chasing after that girls soul. That's all believable to me, along with flying pigs and the tooth fairy!"
Ichigo: "I don't believe in anything I can't see"
Ichigo: "Why don't you go play your Soul Reaper game somewhere else, okay little brat? Now run along."
Rukia: "I may appear young to you, but I have lived nearly 10 of your lifetimes. I would kill you on the spot for your insults if it were not against my orders, so you little brat, be grateful!"
Ichigo: "Why do your drawings suck so bad?"
Rukia: "You must become a Soul Reaper yourself!"
Rukia: "My name is Rukia. Rukia Kuchiki."
Rukia: "I meant to give him only half of my powers, but somehow he's taken nearly all of it! What kind of being is he? I never seen a human with spirit energy this strong. That's what was jamming my senses before. I've never heard of a human with the strength to break the Kido on his own. And I have never seen a Soul Reaper wield such as huge Zanpakuto."
Ichigo: "You'll pay the price for hurting my family you Hollow scum! Feel the wrath of my blade!."